Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
To have little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.

[ Brother Marquis ]
My mama and your mama was talking little ****
My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass *****
I know your sister, and the ***** ain't ****
She slayed me and all the boys
And even sucked our ****s
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass
Cause she couldn't make him cum
Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a
walk through the forest
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
Papa Bear said '**** *****, you must think I'm sick
Just get down here, on your knees
And suck this badass ****'
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his **** in his hand
Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some boody'

[ Fresh Kid Ice ]
There's an old lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids don't know what to do
She sucked and ****ed all the niggas around
When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found
Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider, looked up inside her
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And said 'that *****'s wide'
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
****ing this cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb, made the ***** cum
Said 'hell of a nigga am I'
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall
Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put that fat mother****er back together again

[ Luke ]
Hey wait, I got one, did this, I
got one, check this out
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right

[ Brother Marquis ]
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way
To grandmother's house
But before she got there she met this man
That turned her hot ass out

[ Fresh Kid Ice ]
Rupunzle, Rupunzle let down your hair
The dog's on my ass and getting near
The hair came loose and fell in a lake
***** check the weave that's in that lake

[ Luke ]
*****, get that weave out!
You dirty *****, get that weave out!
Mix say, ***** get that weave out...

(Hey! You ruined my record, man, I just
bought it!) -> Cheech and Chong

why have you been hiding all night