Two ways to look at everything....................

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high
school reunion,
and I
kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as
she sat
alone
at a nearby table.

My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed. 'She's my old
girlfriend. I
understand she started
drinking right after we split up those many years ago,
and I hear
she
hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person
could go on
celebrating that long?'

So, you see, there really are two ways to look at
everything.

hahaha!