So, a cowboy walks into a bar and immediately realizes that it is a gay bar but he figures that he is thirsty and a beer is a beer no matter who gives it to him. So he walks up to the bar and asks for a beer. The bartender tells him he can have a beer but first he must tell them the name of his penis. The cowboy confused asks why. The bartender replies by telling him that is part of the bar and everyone knows the name of everyones penis. The man to the left of him said "yeah, for instance mine is named chevy cuz it is like a rock. and that guy over their calls his ford cuz it is built tough." SO the cowboy sits thier for a minute than looks at the bartender and says "mine is called secret now give me a beer." the bartender gave him a beer and then after a few minutes asks him why it is called secret. The cowboy says " Because it is strong enough for a man but made for a woman"

i want a cowboy baby

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

GETTY UP


SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY

Go Big and Rich

THAT SHOULD BE THE MOTTO OF EVERY WOMAN

That was a good one!