One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.

Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded.



The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.


'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied...'It's not talcum powder...It's 'Miracle Grow'.

Thats funny!!!

this r not funnay

my peniz ver small

Ooooo! Ouch!

Now that there was funny.

It was no big deal

too cute

That's for sure. That's why she needed miracle grow.

You mean to tell me that Miracle Grow actually does work?

sorry...