30 Things Stressed People Say At Work

1. okay, okay! I take it back. Un**** you.

2. You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing.

3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.

4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?

5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

6. Do I look like a people person.

7. This isn't an office. Its hell with fluorescent lights.

8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

10.Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
senseless acts of self control. - (my personal favorite)

11.I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

12.Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

13.Do they ever shut up on your planet?

14.I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

15.Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone
to sleep yet!

16.Back off! Your standing in my aura.

17.Don't worry. I forgot your name too.

18.I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

19.Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

20.Wait.I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

21.Chaos, panic and disorder..my work here is done.

22.Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

23.You look like ****. Is that the style now?

24.Earth is full. Go home.

25.Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?

26.I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

27.A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

28.you are depriving some village of an idiot.

29.If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

30.Look in my eyes..Do you see one ounce of give a ****?

i've said at least half of those....lol

I have too! and I meant every last one.
Good stuff.

would love to be able to say some of those at work..

I think I may have worked at a place like that

I start work at IRS in 2 weeks, I think I'll print this out and study
real hard hahahaha

LOL.My fav. is #7. I am retired!

As a stripper, I think I have said them ALL! lol

Anyone that works with the public has probably
said them all at least once.