It has been so long since I've had a date, I can't remember any.

I took her out to a nice restaurant, we bump into an ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend, all is well it was a good breakup we were still very friendly with eachother etc. They invite us to their table (by the window, place has an awesome view) so we accept and join them for dinner.

Anyway, the girls are obviously jealous of eachother or something, and start a drinking competition between one another, nothing was actually said, but they were downing drinks one after another and slipping in little remarks about how the other was a light weight if they finished their glass of wine first etc.

Long story made shorter, my ex threw up on her new boyfriend who lost the plot and slapped her I ended up busting his head for hitting a woman in front of me and we got thrown out. I took them both home, we got to the front of my house, I literally had to help my current gf walk inside, which is when she vomitted on me.

So naturally I undressed down to boxer shorts, and ended the night half naked with 2 beautiful girls in my bed. Not a bad result right? WRONG.

They both passed out as soon as their heads hit the pillow, I got no action and both were too embarrassed to talk to me for about 2 weeks afterward.

glad im taken lol... for this is an example of a lot of dates i went on

The First mistake was ever accepting the invite to join them in the first place!

blew your fantasy huh? wow that would of been weird.. maybe you should of taken the ex to her own house

Deb, have you noticed the common thread running through these funnies is somebody gets vomited on? OR worse!

There is worse, like the night she crashed my car without driving 10 meters out of the carpark. Side swiped the pylon on the way out

It was a show car I spent my every spare second and every spare penny on, pride and joy. Took me everything I had not to strangle her or cry like a little girl.

You should have puked on her!

which do you want to hear:

Lady that I met for coffee, lied about her appearance: I walked in put a $20.00 on the table said I told you not to lie walked out.

Lady, on second date, told me how I was going to remodel MY house to keep her cats from my dogs.

Lady that expected me to pay for her new dryer.

2 ladies that told me "if I got Gwen tattoo'd on my chest they would never talk to me again. I did, they did, their loss.

Can think of more over the past, 12 yrs.

I have also met many very nice ladies & made some great friends.

i know that feeling

And you "missed spelled" misspelled, so now you're even.

i applaud you for not just leaving the coffee date, a lot of people lie about their appearance and some just leave once they see that that is what happened, i beleive that is wrong to do just because they lied, why look like a liar yourself and they think you didnt show up? call them on their lie and let them know that you are better than accepting lies, and keep to the true person you are by following through with what you said... again i applaud you!

i dated this guy for a couple of weeks once, about 3 dates a week<too much for that early> he almost demanded it.. i never slept with him but at the end of the two weeks he decided that he didnt like my job, at the time i was working 60-70 hours a week. he felt it wasnt allowing him to spend enough time with me.. so he let me know he had found me a new job!

i told him i was a big girl and if i wanted a different job that i could go find one myself during that 2 weeks he had come to my house also had made comments about what i was going to do regaurding projects around my house such as remodeling and telling me the order as to which i was going to do them <that was about the 5th date>

again, thank gawd i dont have the 3 date rule for sleeping with someone!