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laxviking57 Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 2302	Fri 05/30/08 02:22 PM Edited by laxviking57 on Fri 05/30/08 02:22 PM
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pssy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery." ---------------------------------------------------------------- The phrase, "You are what you eat" cannot be true based on the amount of pssy Chuck Norris eats.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Fri 05/30/08 02:23 PM
then I suppose he'd be called Chuck "Morris".

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Fri 05/30/08 02:23 PM
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pssy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery." ---------------------------------------------------------------- The phrase, "You are what you eat" cannot be true based on the amount of pssy Chuck Norris eats. I believe it

barefootbaby78 Joined Fri 03/07/08 Posts: 2693	Fri 05/30/08 02:24 PM
nice

9CORNERPOCKET Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 2072	Fri 05/30/08 02:25 PM
CHUCK E.ATS CHEESE...................

BobbyJ Joined Fri 02/22/08 Posts: 1368	Fri 05/30/08 02:27 PM
Just an FYI... Frodo failed, Bush has the Ring!

chuck366 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 4666	Fri 05/30/08 02:27 PM
his wife is Smokin hot

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Fri 05/30/08 02:28 PM
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying booya.

BobbyJ Joined Fri 02/22/08 Posts: 1368	Fri 05/30/08 02:30 PM
Are we talking about Chuck Norris, the character who everytime I see him, I call "monkey man"?

toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Fri 05/30/08 02:30 PM
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying booya. what, you can't?

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Fri 05/30/08 02:31 PM
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying booya. what, you can't? Not yet.....

laxviking57 Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 2302	Fri 05/30/08 02:32 PM
Are we talking about Chuck Norris, the character who everytime I see him, I call "monkey man"? Bobby it is time for you to go into hiding, though I'm not sure it will work...

SamiisLove87 Joined Tue 05/27/08 Posts: 535	Fri 05/30/08 02:32 PM
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying booya. what, you can't?

toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Fri 05/30/08 02:33 PM
Not yet..... have faith and confidence, that's at least 90% of it

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Fri 05/30/08 02:33 PM
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying booya. what, you can't? Not yet..... you miss understood the magic words not "booya"...it's "shoe sale"

BobbyJ Joined Fri 02/22/08 Posts: 1368	Fri 05/30/08 02:36 PM
Are we talking about Chuck Norris, the character who everytime I see him, I call "monkey man"? Bobby it is time for you to go into hiding, though I'm not sure it will work... Trust me, my sons are big time fans of his and they've had me in hiding for years because of what I call him.

laxviking57 Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 2302	Fri 05/30/08 02:49 PM
Are we talking about Chuck Norris, the character who everytime I see him, I call "monkey man"? Bobby it is time for you to go into hiding, though I'm not sure it will work... Trust me, my sons are big time fans of his and they've had me in hiding for years because of what I call him. Good to know.... I was worrying for safety for a minute...