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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and
includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever |
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. |
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chuck norris counted to infinity....twice.
he does not sleep ...he waits. he has 2 speeds.... walk and kill 
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Titanium blades were invented for the sole purpose of trimming Chuck Norris' beard. |
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everything blends......except chuck norris
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wait for a Taxi
Taxi's wait for Chuck Norris |
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