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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 84
catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Fri 05/30/08 08:52 PM
Mowing & Beer On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, 'You should be hung!' I took a drink from my can of Miller Lite, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, 'I am. That's why she cuts the grass.'

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 05/30/08 08:54 PM
HEY!!!! I mow the grass and get NOTHING!!! Who made this deal anyway?!?

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Fri 05/30/08 09:02 PM
Maybe your new place will have a neighbor that will share his beer

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 05/30/08 09:07 PM
mmmmmmmmm......... Gotta keep the faith!!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 05/30/08 10:09 PM
DD Why are you so neglected tonight????

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 05/30/08 10:29 PM
Wellllllll.......guess I am off to bed.....

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Fri 05/30/08 10:54 PM
hi lis........and goodnite mountain.........im almost kinda sober

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Fri 05/30/08 10:55 PM


scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Fri 05/30/08 11:00 PM
oh ......hey chev..........and purple u are all so gorgeous........ok i meant lisa and purple........even tho kev is cute for an old azz like me

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Fri 05/30/08 11:04 PM
Mowing & Beer On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, 'You should be hung!' I took a drink from my can of Miller Lite, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, 'I am. That's why she cuts the grass.' does this mean you are going to mow my lawn for me ?

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Fri 05/30/08 11:19 PM
ok, tc every one im out for the night !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/30/08 11:21 PM
Jose!!! Anthony!!!! Whereeeeeeeeeeeez my drink???

karmafury Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 10156	Fri 05/30/08 11:22 PM
Jose!!! Anthony!!!! Whereeeeeeeeeeeez my drink??? I drank it. hiccup

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Fri 05/30/08 11:22 PM
Jose!!! Anthony!!!! Whereeeeeeeeeeeez my drink??? azzzzzzzzzzz

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/30/08 11:25 PM
lol I think scotty drank it too karma!!! Ohhhhhhhhh let the crazy emails begin!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/30/08 11:27 PM
<----stabs purple in the eyeball with a rusty spork.........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/30/08 11:32 PM
Dear diary....Rob Thomas from Matchbox twenty called and we did dirty bad things in his car........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/30/08 11:34 PM
dEAR DIARY......my delusions of grandeur are happening again......

yeahitsmeok Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 8455	Fri 05/30/08 11:37 PM
Tell DD all about it

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/30/08 11:40 PM
Tell DD all about it welllllllllllllllll it went kinda like this......