the site seems to be a little on the dead side this afternoon.

Ohhh no, I was talking about a case with my boss, out loud deciding if this guy was sane and if he should go back to prison. Dude found a gun in his house (not his), called his parole officer, lied when SWAT showed up, and the jail strip search found a metal shank up there, in the canal. Crazy dude... 6'4" and 230..... scary.

Very cool discussion, I'm usually out of the loop on the actual decision making process.

i'd say ....yea put him back in prison.

He might be a crazy dude BUT does he hump his mattress? And if he does, wonder whose mattress he will make his b*tch if/when he goes back to prison?

Yeah, he likes prison, and he is crazy. He is sane though. Barely.

He doesn't hump his mattress that I know of, but when I asked him why he was last psychiatrically hospitalized he said his parole officer did not like his 'd*ck'....

I moved on to another question, which was when I found out he stabbed a nurse in the arm with a pen while there. I'm such a lucky girl... it explains why there were two Deputy COs standing outside the door with a taser gun and wearing gloves.

I do love my job. That was an exciting day.

Oh my. And I think I have it tough when I decide if I want cream or sugar in my coffee

you'll be fine. you're too pretty to stab. and if he does i'll kick him in the nuts for ya.

Yeah, well, this guy scared me. I do love my job though, I mean who else can say such things happen to them? It's like a tv show. And I get to share it with you all....

Ohh and CDaddy.... thank you.

Keep sharing. That story is crazy. I'm sure you have a multitude of them too.

Um yeah.... pretty much endless. I will keep sharing but that is probably enough for today. If I say more it might be overkill.

I will add, on this case, that I had to ask the dad about the shank, he lived with him. Dad said it was "normal" as his son got used to that while in prison. Did I mention he was 6'4" and 230..... can I ask why he'd need one, and how it is normal to keep anything up there ever? How can you think such behavior is normal... WTH???

I mean I have been known to put money in my bra but that doesn't hurt, nor is it bacteria ridden!

thats gross.

i once arrested a female shoplifter that had a tube of lipstic in her holiest of holy's. i asked the store manager if he wanted to collect the evidence. of course he didnt.

Well, I am a tad under 6'3" and about 230 and I would never stick anything up there. But then again, I haven't been to prison......yet.....

I've tried the potato in the speedo's before until someone reminded me it goes in the front! I'm clueless sometimes I tell ya.

I'm a scootch or two or three under 6'-3" but but make up for it in girth I guess

Her holiest of holy's..... LMFAO..... Good one!

That is okay, I mean we're talking tampon sized and no chance of any sphincter muscles taking that lipstick up into the intestinal tract..... just saying....not that I'd do that....Did I just set myself up for a Terry pat down plus some?

<----- Shutting up now.

lol - jack

Yeah - well, I'm leaving that one alone. I'll catch you guys later in the week. I'm on my way to take my daughter to her swim class. Probably won't be back on for a little bit. Have a good one everybody. And Jack - have fun in the forums!

oh yeah...you get the bonus Terry pat down

i might even skip the gloves

Have fun JT.... and thanks again for the mattress memories....

enjoy