An expert on the supernatural is giving a lecture on ghosts at a large municipal auditorium.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 people raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?"About 40 people raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone ever talked to a ghost?"About 15 people raise their hands.

Next he asks, "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" And three people raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one further question ... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?

Way in the back, this biker named Snake raises his hand.
The expert takes off his glasses, and says, "Sir, in all the years I've been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big biker gets out of his seat and with a nod and a grin, begins to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the expert says, "Now, sir, please tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

And the biker replied, "Ghosts? Sh*t!!! From way back there I thought you said, 'Goats'!!"

woman is looking for a guy...she decides to go out to a skybar..you know one thats like 40 stories up in the air..top of a building and what not...she gets there and there isnt many guys to choose from....she spots one over at the bar talking to the bartender...she walks over and trys to talk to him..the 1st thing out of his mouth is "go away"...she's offended..and goes to looks for another guy...it comes to the end of the night..she's having no luck...so she decides to go talk to the guy at the bar again..she walks up and asks him what he's drinking..he replys "magic beer" she looks at him funny..so he chugs the rest of his beer and says "watch" and goes and runs and jumps out the window,flys around the building 3 times and comes back and says "see?" she says "ill have what he had" bartender giver her a beer, she chugs it and goes and runs and jumps out the window...and falls flat 40 stories....the bartender looks at the guy...and says "superman your such an a$$ when your drinking"

ouch.