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Week One
----------------------------------- SWM I don't believe in rape Not on the first date Not on any date Just call me Jay... I'm Zest fully clean If not Irish Spring I'm 6 foot 2 My eyes are not blue... I'm not skinny or fat Not opposed to a cat I like ranch on my pizza I never dated a Lisa... Week Two ------------------------------------- SWM I can be amazing Just say the word... I can be ridiculous Udderly absurd... I can be a little late Not always on time... If you wanna have a ball Take two on my dime... Week Three -------------------------------------- SWM I'm horny I ran out of rhymes You down for the cause? Let's bump uglies Call me |
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 LMAO WTF! HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
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touching
this needs meds or house arrest 
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"I don't believe in rape
Not on the first date Not on any date Just call me Jay..." Very jarring J 
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Hey d4tc
How about this. I hope it works with what you wrote. week one ________________ SWF Believes in dates Takes precaution against rape On any date Just call her safe She makes it a day Soaking in Olay She'd rather be shorter than you So she can look up into those baby blues She's always to skinny or to fat And worrying about this and that She eats Salad before pizza She never dated a priesta week Two __________________ SWF She'll be amazed If you use clever words She can be frivolous from your absurd ridiculousness She worries all the time About being late Two on a dime After all Are sure to relax her mind week Three ___________________ SWF She's eager For her bell to be chimed She'll expect your applause when she's bumpin for the cause Call her |
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Jason!! OMG ROTFLMAO!!!!! But you're too far away!!
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Hey d4tc How about this. I hope it works with what you wrote. week one ________________ SWF Believes in dates Takes precaution against rape On any date Just call her safe She makes it a day Soaking in Olay She'd rather be shorter than you So she can look up into those baby blues She's always to skinny or to fat And worrying about this and that She eats Salad before pizza She never dated a priesta week Two __________________ SWF She'll be amazed If you use clever words She can be frivolous from your absurd ridiculousness She worries all the time About being late Two on a dime After all Are sure to relax her mind week Three ___________________ SWF She's eager For her bell to be chimed She'll expect your applause when she's bumpin for the cause Call her This is awesome calmguy3!
Another Capircorn! Woot! |
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you do have a way with words,,,
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always amazing
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What the H***... Lmao
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Week One ----------------------------------- SWM I don't believe in rape Not on the first date Not on any date Just call me Jay... I'm Zest fully clean If not Irish Spring I'm 6 foot 2 My eyes are not blue... I'm not skinny or fat Not opposed to a cat I like ranch on my pizza I never dated a Lisa... Week Two ------------------------------------- SWM I can be amazing Just say the word... I can be ridiculous Udderly absurd... I can be a little late Not always on time... If you wanna have a ball Take two on my dime... Week Three -------------------------------------- SWM I'm horny I ran out of rhymes You down for the cause? Let's bump uglies Call me blink blink blink
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Glad you like it. Keep up the great work. |
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all your poems, great, that's all i have to say, a great talent
peace out jimmy |
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you do have a way with words,,,
Ditto
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