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Topic: the TEN REDNECK COMANDMENTS
thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Tue 05/27/08 11:18 PM
Thou shalt wear a shirt when cooking bacon in a pan. Thou shalt never put both sugar AND milk in your grits. Thou shalt not drink unsweetened iced tea. Thy dog and thy wallet shalt be on a chain. BBQ is not BBQ unless it is chopped pork with vinegar. Thou shalt not use a .22 caliber bullet as a fuse in your pickup truck. Thou shalt have a CB radio (working or not) if thou hast a CB antenna. Thou shalt accept Confederate money. (If anyone is stupid enough to spend it at face value, their loss.) Thou shalt fry the chicken. When thou art in the South, thou shalt play the Skynard

LATENCHITA Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 166	Tue 05/27/08 11:19 PM
Thou shalt wear a shirt when cooking bacon in a pan. Thou shalt never put both sugar AND milk in your grits. Thou shalt not drink unsweetened iced tea. Thy dog and thy wallet shalt be on a chain. BBQ is not BBQ unless it is chopped pork with vinegar. Thou shalt not use a .22 caliber bullet as a fuse in your pickup truck. Thou shalt have a CB radio (working or not) if thou hast a CB antenna. Thou shalt accept Confederate money. (If anyone is stupid enough to spend it at face value, their loss.) Thou shalt fry the chicken. When thou art in the South, thou shalt play the Skynard LMFAO

Blayze17 Joined Mon 05/26/08 Posts: 126	Tue 05/27/08 11:22 PM
shewt fer! that der tickles my funnay bone right der

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Tue 05/27/08 11:46 PM
damn straight!

SuzinVA Joined Wed 04/25/07 Posts: 28730	Wed 05/28/08 02:24 AM
BBQ is not BBQ unless it is chopped pork with vinegar. Hmmm, do we have to argue about that some more

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Wed 05/28/08 03:59 AM
Aside from the BBQ thing... Amen.

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