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Topic: The Magic of Chemistry
LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Mon 05/26/08 05:52 PM
I've often been asked, "what do you older people do now that you're retired?" Well, I have a friend who has a chemistry background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, bourbon, scotch, gin, vodka, and wine into urine. And, by golly, we're pretty dang good at it!!

heartofgold321 Joined Thu 03/20/08 Posts: 957	Mon 05/26/08 05:53 PM


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Etrain Joined Wed 11/21/07 Posts: 19684	Mon 05/26/08 05:55 PM
I've often been asked, "what do you older people do now that you're retired?" Well, I have a friend who has a chemistry background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, bourbon, scotch, gin, vodka, and wine into urine. And, by golly, we're pretty dang good at it!!

Bornnaked Joined Sun 07/29/07 Posts: 2359	Mon 05/26/08 05:55 PM
We just have to go more often when we do that.

jonny63 Joined Sat 03/08/08 Posts: 5229	Mon 05/26/08 05:57 PM
I've been practicing for a long time.

LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Mon 05/26/08 05:58 PM
I really can't wait til retirement now

wilkit Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 439	Mon 05/26/08 06:00 PM
Too funny. Have gotten good at it, a while ago.

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