1. “Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf*** you!!!”
2. “Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose.”
3. “How many times do I have to flush before you go away?”
4. “Well this day was a total waste of make-up.”
5. “Well aren’t we a bloody ray of sunshine?”
6. “Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after.”
7. “Do I look like a f&***** people person?!?”
8. “This isn’t an office. It’s HELL with fluorescent lighting!”
9. “I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.”
10. “YOU!! …… off my planet!!!”
11. “You say I’m a b&**** like it’s a bad thing!?!”
12. “Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.”
13. “And your cry-baby, whiny-a***d opinion would be ……?”
14. “I’m not crazy. I’ve been in a very bad mood for 30 years.”
15. “Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.”
16. “Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.”
17. “Do they ever shut up on your planet?”
18. “Stress is, when you wake up screaming and you realize, you haven’t gone to sleep yet.”
19. “Don’t worry. I forgot your name too.”
20. “I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?”
21. “I work 45 hours a week to be this poor?”
22. “Chaos, panic and disorder …… my work here is done.”
23. “Ambivalent? Well yes and no.”
24. “You look like b&****. Is that the style now?”
25. “Earth is full. Go home.”
26. “Aw, did I step n you poor little bitty ego?”
27. “I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.”
28. “A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth.”
29. “You are depriving some village of an idiot?”
30. “If a******* could fly, this place would be an airport!”

so you could cut and paste

smily boy always so funny!!!