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A redneck goes to the big city for the first time, gets his hotel room and heads off to the bar. About closing time he gets lucky and takes the lady to his room. They get going pretty good and as he starts to remove her pants she sobers a bit and and says "wait a minute, I heard about you farm boys, doing it with your cows, and horses, and chickens!"
Redneck looks puzzled and asks "chickens?" |
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 im a redneck and a cowgirl thats not cool at all and i dont look at my horses cows or any animal like that omg     
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You can love your pets without "loving" you pets!
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im a redneck and a cowgirl thats not cool at all and i dont look at my horses cows or any animal like that omg
 relax, its a joke and not supposed to mean anything but a reason for folks to laugh. I'm a true bred Hillbilly from Kentucky thats lived the last 22 years in Texas, if thats not redneck nothing is!!! By the way do you know how to do Hillbilly foreplay?
Ask "Hey sis you awake?"  
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Whats with all the hating on redneks today?
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Whats with all the hating on redneks today?
Just drove through Dallas, it brought all the redneck jokes to mind. |
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im a redneck and a cowgirl thats not cool at all and i dont look at my horses cows or any animal like that omg
relax, its a joke and not supposed to mean anything but a reason for folks to laugh. I'm a true bred Hillbilly from Kentucky thats lived the last 22 years in Texas, if thats not redneck nothing is!!! By the way do you know how to do Hillbilly foreplay?
Ask "Hey sis you awake?"
lmao |
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