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Edited by
uk1971
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If a man is in a forest talking to himself with no women around, is he still wrong?
Man's commonest fault is not knowing what he doesn't know. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. The cure for insomnia is to get more sleep. Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government. Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds. You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. If the cops arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Hermits have no peer group pressure. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why in a country of free speech, why are there ' phone bills? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?{b]  
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 when your driving on the highway and you see a sign that says,"fine for littering",does that mean its ok?!
what do people in china call their good dishes?!
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Edited by
olddreamer
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Sun 05/25/08 04:29 AM
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what is meant by, "JUMBO shrimp"? are they big or small?!
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