Little Melissa..........
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she
asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might
start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving
people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent
Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going
all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and! how he
didn't hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever
heard."

"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could shoot the ****er."

hey just read that in my e-mails the other day....still funny