Topic: ATE MY SOCKS
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Sat 05/24/08 03:03 PM
Jimmy and Kathy are newlyweds in the honeymoon suite on their wedding night, and Kathy's in the bathrom. As Jimmy's getting undressed he says to himself,
"How am I going to tell her? How am I going to tell my new wife that I have the world's smelliest feet?"
Then he throws his socks under the bed. Kathy walks out of the bathroom, and, too chicken to face her, Jimmy runs past her and *he* goes into the bathroom. Kathy sits on the edge of the bed and says to herself,
"How am I going to tell him? How am I going to tell my new husband that I have the world's worst breath? I've got to tell him."
Just then Jimmy walks out of the bathroom. Kathy runs up to him, gives him a huge wet kiss, pulls back and says,
"Honey, I've got to tell you something."
Jimmy says,
"Yeah, I know. You just ate my socks."

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Sat 05/24/08 03:06 PM
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Sat 05/24/08 08:34 PM
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Sat 05/24/08 09:59 PM
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