One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if
you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know
Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a
hundred buck just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred
bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He
promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit
there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to
see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see
the both of them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks,
heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance
to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to
him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the
200 bucks he owes me?"

No way! that is too

bad,bad,bad...lmao

That is the bst one i have herd about in a long time

LMAO!!!

OMG ya explain that one

is that you lamom

that was hillarious lmao

good one Whisper ... LOL...