FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac orphan with huge tits and a
fantastic
ass who owns a liquor store,
a golf course, 600 acres of prime deer lease property in South Texas,
and a
bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
Amen.

KAL thats a good one...

kal,,
Thanks made me smile,,, I needed one

I like this one, it's one to remember....

Yup sounds just like a man