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awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Fri 05/23/08 11:10 AM
You don't sweat much for a fat girl. That is just wrong. No kidding. Do you like nose bleeds? Cuz I could see some 'fat girl' biff ya in the schnoz. done that, no one calls me fat the fish still wins.....

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Fri 05/23/08 11:13 AM
OK the fish is winning. Sad I used this... God, you're tall...How do my tits look from that angle?

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Fri 05/23/08 11:14 AM Edited by Jtevans on Fri 05/23/08 11:14 AM
You don't sweat much for a fat girl. That is just wrong. No kidding. Do you like nose bleeds? Cuz I could see some 'fat girl' biff ya in the schnoz. done that, no one calls me fat the fish still wins..... the fish doesn't win dammit!

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Fri 05/23/08 11:21 AM
The toad wasn't bad!

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Fri 05/23/08 11:37 AM
do you work for fed ex???? I thought I seen you checkin out my package....

cloudedsunshine Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 1375	Fri 05/23/08 11:38 AM
do you work for fed ex???? I thought I seen you checkin out my package.... Thats wrong

cloudedsunshine Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 1375	Fri 05/23/08 11:39 AM
How about... Quick call nine one one, This lady just stole my heart. Stupid, but actually been used. And he shouted it in the cafetaria

mass Joined Tue 04/22/08 Posts: 1091	Fri 05/23/08 11:41 AM
I've got a lot of stupid cards. The stupidest are the ones w/o money in them. I just throw those ones out w/o reading them.

yantraimages Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 1078	Fri 05/23/08 12:11 PM
If someone offers a sip of their drink..."My momma told me to never drink after someone you wouldn't kiss...give me that thing"

mass Joined Tue 04/22/08 Posts: 1091	Fri 05/23/08 12:32 PM
ok..just because you think a line is korny...the next one may like it. in texas a few of us went out and tried the lamest lines we could think of.....scary part was they were working... It happens I fall for the stars/beautiful eyes crap hook line and sinker. mmmm hmmm, I lost my virginity because of the way the moonlight fell on my face. hm, f'n silly.

RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Fri 05/23/08 12:40 PM
It's actually a movie quote, but I had to use it once. me: "you remind me of my first wife." her: "you were married before?" me: "no, never been married." It didn't exactly work, we had a conversation but I couldn't get her #. But I can't believe that she actually answered in such a way that I could finish a two part line.

cloudedsunshine Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 1375	Fri 05/23/08 12:42 PM
It's actually a movie quote, but I had to use it once. me: "you remind me of my first wife." her: "you were married before?" me: "no, never been married." It didn't exactly work, we had a conversation but I couldn't get her #. But I can't believe that she actually answered in such a way that I could finish a two part line. She let you finish the line and still didn't give you her number? maybe "wife"scared her or the whole "first" thing

RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Fri 05/23/08 12:54 PM Edited by RoamingOrator on Fri 05/23/08 12:54 PM
It's actually a movie quote, but I had to use it once. me: "you remind me of my first wife." her: "you were married before?" me: "no, never been married." It didn't exactly work, we had a conversation but I couldn't get her #. But I can't believe that she actually answered in such a way that I could finish a two part line. She let you finish the line and still didn't give you her number? maybe "wife"scared her or the whole "first" thing Hey, I'm not complaining, I think that's the only time I even got a response from a line!! I've had a few used on me, but hey, I'm easy.

cloudedsunshine Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 1375	Fri 05/23/08 12:56 PM
It's actually a movie quote, but I had to use it once. me: "you remind me of my first wife." her: "you were married before?" me: "no, never been married." It didn't exactly work, we had a conversation but I couldn't get her #. But I can't believe that she actually answered in such a way that I could finish a two part line. She let you finish the line and still didn't give you her number? maybe "wife"scared her or the whole "first" thing Hey, I'm not complaining, I think that's the only time I even got a response from a line!! I've had a few used on me, but hey, I'm easy. Many woman scare when lines are used.

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Fri 05/23/08 01:28 PM Edited by SunnyMcleod on Fri 05/23/08 01:31 PM
Only one lame line has worked on me... "You smell like a rose garden, and I love roses." With a naughty smile. Now, cut me some slack...he was English.

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Sat 05/24/08 07:47 AM
AAAAAAND the Winner and NNNEEEWWWW champion!!!! the fish wins

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Sat 05/24/08 07:54 AM
of course if we combined sunny's and the fish.....it would be.... "you smell like fish,and I like fish.

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Mon 05/26/08 08:07 AM
of course if we combined sunny's and the fish.....it would be.... "you smell like fish,and I like fish. That is sexy....

GuideHenri Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 632	Mon 05/26/08 02:21 PM
of course if we combined sunny's and the fish.....it would be.... "you smell like fish,and I like fish. If little girls are made of sugar and spice ... Then why do they smell of herring and taste of anchovies ??