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If you are being prodded, kicked, slapped, poked, and squished while trying to sleep, you are in a relationship. (with a restless sleeper) |
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Once again I have talked myself into the merits and benefits of being single. LESS ABUSE!!!!
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Once again I have talked myself into the merits and benefits of being single. LESS ABUSE!!!! |
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Love means losing all your freedoms and subjecting yourself to comedic self abuse and physical, emotional, and financial torture by another. No thanks. I do not feel like being manipulated, changed into someone I'm not, just to be stripped of my status, financial stability, then booted to the curb for the next "Hottie" that comes along that shows promise in someones status climb to their own daily changing daydream. Not jaded. Just real.
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aint love grand
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Love means losing all your freedoms and subjecting yourself to comedic self abuse and physical, emotional, and financial torture by another. No thanks. I do not feel like being manipulated, changed into someone I'm not, just to be stripped of my status, financial stability, then booted to the curb for the next "Hottie" that comes along that shows promise in someones status climb to their own daily changing daydream. Not jaded. Just real. |
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My relationship horror stories have been a living nightmare which rivals the speed dating scene in the movie '40 year old virgin'. I laughed so hard I pissed myself.
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Awwwww, you girls are so sweet. Too bad you live so far away. Or I would date you and let you drive me crazy. Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Just kidding.
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If you find yourself in a psych evaluation or if you have a clinical psychologist or psychiatrist on speed dial, you are in a relationship! Ha ha ha ha!!!
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If you are continually running out of toilet paper, you are in a relationship. What the hell do you women do with the stuff? 12 rolls a week? Wtf?
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How do you know when you're dating someone whether it has become a "relationship"? Do you have "the talk" or do you just start to assume you're in a bf/gf relationship? when i know she's locked securely in the basement |
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
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