A woman was walking down the street when she was
accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who
asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her billfold, extracted twenty dollars and asked, "If
I give you this money, will you buy some wine with your dinner?"

"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying
food?" the woman asked.

"No," I don't waste time shopping," the homeless
woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to
stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of
food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I
haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight."

The homeless Woman was astounded.
"Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm
dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay.
It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has
given up shopping, hair appointments, and nice dinners with wine."

So True!!!!!

haha

heard this before but still funny