A man and a woman were sound asleep..
It was about 3 in the morning,when all of a sudden a loud noise came from outside.
The woman,still half asleep,jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man,"Oh my God,Sh*t"! "That must be my husband!"
So the man, leaped up out of bed,he was very scared and very naked and then he jumped out the 2nd story window like a crazy man..Very dazed,confused,and in quite a bit of pain as he was sprawled on the ground,he slowly got up and tried his best to run,but fell into a rose bush full of thorns,still in panic mode,he stood
up,untangled himself from all the thorns and ran as fast as he could to his car.
A few minutes later he was more awake and came to his senses and returned to the house, screams at the woman "I'm youre husband, you f*ckin SL*T!
Then the woman yelled back, "Yeah?" "So then why were you running??? You Son of a
*B*tch!""

lmao,,,,,,,goood one