Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $5,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
model. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$150,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....The house I wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it, if not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really
a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who
this phone belongs to?"

OMG!!!! I am still laughing

Me too, LA MOM

That was just to Damn Funny,,,, WOW!!! Would i like to do that!!!


How are you Ms Queen,,,

OMG, too funny

Sounds Like someone I know????? Where is that dammmmm Phone

now that was funny lmao

I'm cool LAMOM, been very busy.....

LMAO@THE QUEEN.........good one.

OMG that was good

Hello Tex,

How u doin'??????

OMG ROTFLMAO

That brought a tear to my eye...LOL Good one.

Wait what were you doing in my country club locker room?
I loved it!

now you know why I play golf...lol...

she sounds like my ex

Was that your card Horseracer???/

lol that was funny ty for sharing

np-buttons-I'm glad u smiled....