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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 81
damnitscloudy's photo
Wed 05/21/08 03:25 PM
Dear Diary;

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT KENTUCKIANS BEING RACIST ONE MORE TIME ON CNN I'M GOING TO SHOOT THE TV GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRexplode explode explode explode

BTW The kittens are still cute =D

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Wed 05/21/08 05:09 PM
why don't you send em an email and explain during the civil war Kentucky fought for the union army

damnitscloudy's photo
Wed 05/21/08 06:47 PM
NO THE UNION IS EVIL :tongue:

Anyway, after a day of being told i'm the best cleaner ever, then told i'm the worse cleaner ever (by two different women) and washed 4 kittens because they don't clean themselves, i'm going to bed. laugh

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Wed 05/21/08 08:42 PM
th worst of the best cleaners....what are you cleaning??/ cats?/

huh

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Wed 05/21/08 09:31 PM
Dear diary.......Ive decided to quit my job and become a fabulous international hand model.....bigsmile drinker

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Wed 05/21/08 09:34 PM
Two days past eighteen
He was waiting for the bus in his army green
Sat down in a booth in a cafe there
Gave his order to a girl with a bow in her hair
He's a little shy so she gives him a smile
And he said would you mind sittin' down for a while
And talking to me,
I'm feeling a little low
She said I'm off in an hour and I know where we can go

So they went down and they sat on the pier
He said I bet you got a boyfriend but I don't care
I got no one to send a letter to
Would you mind if I sent one back here to you

Chorus: I cried
Never gonna hold the hand of another guy
Too young for him they told her
Waitin' for the love of a travelin' soldier
Over love will never end
Waitin' for the soldier to come back again
Never more to be alone when the letter said
A soldier's coming home

So the letters came from an army camp
In California then Vietnam
And he told her of his heart
It might be love and all of the things he was so scared of
He said when it's getting kinda rough over here
I think of that day sittin' down at the pier
And I close my eyes and see your pretty smile
Don't worry but I won't be able to write for awhile

[Chorus]

One Friday night at a football game
The Lord's Prayer said and the Anthem sang
A man said folks would you bow your heads
For a list of local Vietnam dead
Crying all alone under the stands
Was a piccolo player in the marching band
And one name read and nobody really cared
But a pretty little girl with a bow in her hair

[Chorus]

[Chorus] bigsmile drinker

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Wed 05/21/08 09:40 PM
<--pokes purple with her fabulous..........HAND!!!laugh drinker

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Wed 05/21/08 09:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keraNOZ9V68

:cry: smokin drinker

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Wed 05/21/08 09:57 PM
Dear diary.......this guy added me as a favourite!!!noway laugh noway

http://www.justsayhi.com/user/view/523484

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Wed 05/21/08 09:59 PM
When the train rolls by
I'm gonna be ready this time
When the boy gets that look in his eye
I'm gonna be ready this time
When my momma says I look good in white
I'm gonna be ready this time

Oh yeah
Ready ready ready ready...ready to run
All I'm ready to do is have some fun
What's all this talk about love

I feel the wind blow through my hair
I'm gonna be ready this time
I'll buy a ticket to anywhere
I'm gonna be ready this time
You see it feels like I'm starting to care
And I'm gonna be ready this time

Oh yeah
Ready ready ready ready...ready to run
All I'm ready to do is have some fun
What's all this talk about love

I'm ready to run...I'm ready to run

Oh
Ready ready ready ready...ready to run
All I'm ready to do is have some fun
What's all this talk about love

I'm ready to run
I'm ready to run
I'm ready to run
I'm ready to run

I'm ready to run...ready to run...ready to run...yeah I'm ready to run
I'm ready ..
Whoa I'm ready to run...I'm ready
Oh I'm ready to run...I'm ready
bigsmile drinker smokin

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Wed 05/21/08 10:14 PM
Dear diary.....Ive always liked this song........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf6QVbZ6IUc&feature=related

its times like these that make me say
lord if you see me please come my way
leavin bread crumbs for when i stray
rely on sacrifice and the price you paid
feel me like a fingertip
sometimes i fall i slip
my heartfelt desire be more like you
trying not to quench your fire by the things that i do

on an island by my lonesome stranded
low key and stayin candid
reflect on all the things i try my hand at
search for the equations to persuasions im used to
finding comfort in the zones of closet bones i get loose to
a mountainous fontaine
spinnin and monsoonin
grinnin its high octane
explosive how i came
rollin down hills cause lifes a hastle
encircled by my folly like a moat surround a castle
stay afloat catch a second wind
thin is the air i breathe
teary eyed nose runnin
wipe the snot on my sleeve
im callin on my savior
to be all that i need
please forgive me
my behavior had me lost at light speed

the fear of never falling in love
and the tears after losing the feelings
of what you thought love was
like the dirt still up under the rug
bad characteristics
covered in christs blood
the joy of new birth
and the pain of growing up
the bliss between giving my all
and giving up
the highs and lows
paths and roads i chose
in the cold i froze
trying to ease my woes
in this world of sin
clothes to thin to fend
so to God i send
words of help to win
in grumblings so deep
letters could never express
so the sound of ooh aah
beneath my breath projects

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My life be like ooh aah ooh
Come young diti
Here comes that boy from the capital city
Last up on the Grits new diti
But eight bars
drinker smokin

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Wed 05/21/08 10:25 PM
Fabulous.

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 05/21/08 10:25 PM
Crotch.

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Wed 05/21/08 10:27 PM
HEY!!! Im not talking to myself anymore!!! Im talking to a crotch!!!laugh drinker laugh

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Wed 05/21/08 10:28 PM
Hand says hi to crotch!!!noway laugh laugh laugh

Peccy's photo
Wed 05/21/08 10:29 PM

Hand says hi to crotch!!!noway laugh laugh laugh
Hand is doing what to a crotch?

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 05/21/08 10:30 PM
This crotchshot is the money shot diary baby! My WO man counter went bananas the last 24 hours. And I received numerous messages from strangers and freinds. But the messages basically were all the same- usually "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

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Wed 05/21/08 10:31 PM


Hand says hi to crotch!!!noway laugh laugh laugh
Hand is doing what to a crotch?
wouldnt you LIKE to know peccy!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 05/21/08 10:32 PM
Hi hand! And peccy. The towel shot last night was a riot.

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Wed 05/21/08 10:32 PM

This crotchshot is the money shot diary baby! My WO man counter went bananas the last 24 hours. And I received numerous messages from strangers and freinds. But the messages basically were all the same- usually "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
maybe you need a hand picture.....complete with palmolive dish soap!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

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