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You've been on TV more than 3 times describing the sound of a tornado.
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You drink lite beer, because you start drinking when it gets light.
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your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.
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You're idea of a fun Friday night is watching The Blue Collar Comedy Tour and Rides Again, and use the rewind...
OH WAIT, that's ME!! 
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You come home from the garbage dump with more than you went with.
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The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places'
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You have a secret crush on Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy.
OOPS me again! 
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You're idea of a fun Friday night is watching The Blue Collar Comedy Tour and Rides Again, and use the rewind... OH WAIT, that's ME!!
you too????
you�ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. |
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You've ever used a leaf blower indoors.
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your favorite fishing lure is TNT.
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You're idea of a fun Friday night is watching The Blue Collar Comedy Tour and Rides Again, and use the rewind... OH WAIT, that's ME!!
you too????
you?ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. I HAVE NOT BEEN MARRIED THREE TIMES! Oh, that's not what you meant, huh? 
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On your job application under "SEX" you put "As often as possible". <--------- |
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Your family reunion has a chewing tobacco spit-off, and Mama wins.
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the air freshener hanging in your car lost its scent more than 5 years ago.
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On your job application under "SEX" you put "As often as possible". <--------- ....or 'last week' |
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You can't take a bath because the beer is being iced down in the tub.
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you fill up the bathtub just to test out a fishing lure.
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You had to remove your toothpick for wedding pictures.
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your toothbrush is a hand-me-down. 
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A seven course meal is a hotdog and a sixpack!
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