Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 15 | |
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once got totally "rusted and ended up in the city dump!
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Her new job is tracking trash can thieves...
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Wants to run her fingers through my hair
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dresses up like santa and walks around town in June
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dresses up like santa and walks around town in June And it works for me too. I`m not as booked this time of the year as I am in December. Likes to listen to the voices from the wall. |
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dresses up like santa and walks around town in June And it works for me too. I`m not as booked this time of the year as I am in December. Likes to listen to the voices from the wall. I do what they tell me to as well..... ^ Hires actual midgets to play his elfs |
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And it`s hell trying to get them off of your legs too. Liddle bass turds. Just ask Judy Garland.
Works for the govt. as a computer tech. |
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actually I'm an assassin.....
^ isn't going to tell anyone I'm an assassin, because he is sworn to secrecy |
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What happens in assassinville. Stays in assassinville.
Actually is a "Real Estate Agent" |
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You gotta be chittin me.
How long a list ya need. I could give ya enough "gossip" on this guy, it would take ya`ll weeks to get back in the swing of things. |
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has started a 12-step program for people that cant quit using Smileys....
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^ thinks the little dancing banana is the coolest thing in the world....
< Thinks the same thing |
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ate a dancing banana and now has an upset stomach.
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^ forced me to eat the dancing banana for a 5 dollar debt
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was stunt double in the animated cartoon version of "Duddley Doright"
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Sells "Twigged Icicles"
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people pay him to sit on their porch and yell "get off my lawn" at kids
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Good One Bro. I`m LMAO Pays the neighbor kids to go have the "old fart" on the porch yell "get off my lawn" at them. |
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is addicted to BBQ sauce
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