A Harley rider took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops
was
the breeding bull exhibit.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
"This
bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See . He
mated
50 times last year ... once-a-week."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This
bull mated 120 times last year"

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than
twice a
week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
said,
that's once-a-DAY.
You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked! at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with
the same cow."

Darlin i dunno where you come up with these but you're hillarious..lol

LOL that was funny sorry felt like going smiley crazy for a change..lol