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oh oh there forming a union.!!!!  
we've already paid our dues 
A frecken fracken MEN sista.
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Damn! I wanna join the club. 
You are the only man allowed in the club, BUT, you have to wear a "uniform" for us....
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Damn! I wanna join the club.
You are the only man allowed in the club, BUT, you have to wear a "uniform" for us....
WOOOOHOOOO!!!! I have this dress I have been.......ummm.....wait.....so a uniform right?
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Damn! I wanna join the club.
goofball can be our muscle... do ya got a mean right hook? |
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they're not one size fits all? Oh no, some are WAY too small for a QUEEN, but they are NEVER too large... 
 I think I'll stop this chain right here before all the Anitas, Glorias, and (shiver) Lorenas of the world start hunting me down.
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Damn! I wanna join the club.
goofball can be our muscle... do ya got a mean right hook? ohhhhhhh a bouncer
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Damn! I wanna join the club.
goofball can be our muscle... do ya got a mean right hook? ohhhhhhh a bouncer
Loves it... but Goof a bouncer? REALLY??? |
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I think I'll stop this chain right here before all the Anitas, Glorias, and (shiver) Lorenas of the world start hunting me down.
I'm not a size queen, I just date their boyfriends... 
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hope you're not scared of widths
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Damn! I wanna join the club.
goofball can be our muscle... do ya got a mean right hook? I kill people with kindness.....and my rendition of Barry Manilow's "I write the songs". 
I do have connections though. So, I can be the "Liason" should you need that kind of muscle.
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Damn! I wanna join the club.
goofball can be our muscle... do ya got a mean right hook? ohhhhhhh a bouncer
Loves it... but Goof a bouncer? REALLY??? I just figured that he could go stomp on some of the jerks' toes for us... looks like he could run fast! |
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Damn! I wanna join the club.
goofball can be our muscle... do ya got a mean right hook? ohhhhhhh a bouncer
Loves it... but Goof a bouncer? REALLY??? I just figured that he could go stomp on some of the jerks' toes for us... looks like he could run fast! Plus I have a concealed weapons permit too.
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hope you're not scared of widths Do I look like I scare easily??? |
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*farts loudly*
Excuse me. |
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*farts loudly* Excuse me. Was that in my general direction? |
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*farts loudly* Excuse me. Was that in my general direction? Sorry - it was an accident. I SWEAR!!!
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I just figured that he could go stomp on some of the jerks' toes for us... looks like he could run fast! Plus I have a concealed weapons permit too.
you're hired! |
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*farts loudly* Excuse me. Was that in my general direction? Evidently doesn't scare and is well versed in Monty Pythonese |
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*farts loudly* Excuse me. Was that in my general direction? Evidently doesn't scare and is well versed in Monty Pythonese
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 sorry for the d-bag interruption......as you were
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