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We have the best of everything. We are co-INdependent....friends that really route for each other to fly......and fly free of petty jealousies. I would be a horrible person if I wanted to possess you like an object. I would rather visit and cherish your beauty like a sunset. but.. We have the best of everything. We are co....... |
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We have the best of everything. We are co-INdependent....friends that really route for each other to fly......and fly free of petty jealousies. I would be a horrible person if I wanted to possess you like an object. I would rather visit and cherish your beauty like a sunset. That is hysterical. It might even be slap-worthy. |
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We have the best of everything. We are co-INdependent....friends that really route for each other to fly......and fly free of petty jealousies. I would be a horrible person if I wanted to possess you like an object. I would rather visit and cherish your beauty like a sunset. but.. We have the best of everything. We are co....... I thought you were marrying me??? |
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We have the best of everything. We are co-INdependent....friends that really route for each other to fly......and fly free of petty jealousies. I would be a horrible person if I wanted to possess you like an object. I would rather visit and cherish your beauty like a sunset. That is hysterical. It might even be slap-worthy.  your knee - my face...right?
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Lol you crack me up ... How about what are you thinking ??
That means you better be thinking about me at this moment or you are sooo fired |
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Lol you crack me up ... How about what are you thinking ?? That means you better be thinking about me at this moment or you are sooo fired <----- guilty. |
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your knee - my face...right?
Nooooooo, my hand, your face. Standing and dressed. 
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Lol you crack me up ... How about what are you thinking ?? That means you better be thinking about me at this moment or you are sooo fired <----- guilty. I asked my ex that question and when another man's name game out instead of mine. I pretty much got the clue it was over.
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your knee - my face...right?
Nooooooo, my hand, your face. Standing and dressed.
and if I were a masochist? |
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your knee - my face...right?
Nooooooo, my hand, your face. Standing and dressed.
and if I were a masochist? That makes no difference.... If you spewed that sort of daintified, psuedo poetic, passive aggressive insult on me, I'd slap you. Nothing more to it, dear!
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Underhanded scheming manipulative masochist winces and smiles at the same time
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how about you look really good for your age - meaning you are hot but If A 20 year old comes by I am soooo gone
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Underhanded scheming manipulative masochist winces and smiles at the same time
So now you're giving yourself underhanded compliments, eh, guy?
Thanks for the laughs this morning. I hope your face isn't tingling too much. 
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Edited by
IslandPearl
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Mon 05/19/08 07:17 AM
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While kissing you say, I don't want to be a burden on your life. I enjoy kissing you. I enjoy your company.
He says in reply, "You would not be a burden on my life. It's just my life sucks (it truly does due to a messy divorce that has left him financially strapped) and I would not want to bring yours down." More hugs and kisses. Then you part. He walks off thinking, "Now it's back to reality." Translation - While I know my life sucks, I'm a glass 1/2 full guy and I deserve better than you. |
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Underhanded scheming manipulative masochist winces and smiles at the same time
So now you're giving yourself underhanded compliments, eh, guy?
Thanks for the laughs this morning. I hope your face isn't tingling too much.
and kudos for the cracker jack analysis and self congratulatory virtual-reality bending pseudo slap
 I AM COMPLETELY joking!
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While kissing you say, I don't want to be a burden on your life. I enjoy kissing you. I enjoy your company. He says in reply, "You would not be a burden on my life. It's just my life sucks (it truly does due to a messy divorce that has left him financially strapped) and I would not want to bring yours down." More hugs and kisses. Then you part. He walks off thinking, "Now it's back to reality." Translation - While I know my life sucks, I'm a glass 1/2 full guy and I deserve better than you. |
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Here's another.
"The way you looked back in your 20's, with the way you think, we'd still be married today with 14 children." Translation: You were hot then, you are not now. No way am I going to have sex or anything to do with you. |
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Underhanded scheming manipulative masochist winces and smiles at the same time
So now you're giving yourself underhanded compliments, eh, guy?
Thanks for the laughs this morning. I hope your face isn't tingling too much.
and kudos for the cracker jack analysis and self congratulatory virtual-reality bending pseudo slap
I AM COMPLETELY joking!
Having a blast!
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Here's another. "The way you looked back in your 20's, with the way you think, we'd still be married today with 14 children." Translation: You were hot then, you are not now. No way am I going to have sex or anything to do with you. |
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How about Your Hot ??
means I don't care who and what you are or what you stand for I just want to get naked and drink beer with you |
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