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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 80
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Tue 05/20/08 12:13 PM
<--my food looks better!!laugh

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Tue 05/20/08 12:16 PM




<~~~~still waiting for my computer to blow up so I can go nap w/ ddn!:tongue: laugh devil
it will blow up in 23 minutes!!!devil


happy WHO? WHERE?happy
Im in annihilation mood!!! Be prepared!!!devil glasses



happy Bring it on, Sugarplumflowerforyou

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Tue 05/20/08 12:16 PM
laugh laugh @ sugarplum!!noway

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Tue 05/20/08 12:18 PM
Ok. Two can play that game gypsy. Guess what's in the bag? And its not tampons.

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Tue 05/20/08 12:18 PM

laugh laugh @ sugarplum!!noway
Shaaaaaaadaaaaaaaap BOOBS!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 05/20/08 12:19 PM

Ok. Two can play that game gypsy. Guess what's in the bag? And its not tampons.
What isssssssssssssssssssssss









9 lives cat food???bigsmile drinker

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Tue 05/20/08 12:19 PM
And its not dogsh!t.

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Tue 05/20/08 12:21 PM
Dunkin donuts has 64 varieties of donuts. What's in the bag?

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Tue 05/20/08 12:21 PM

And its not dogsh!t.
Its FATTENING!!! iTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS donuts!!!bigsmile drinker

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Tue 05/20/08 12:22 PM
I'd rather have a banana!!!:tongue:

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Tue 05/20/08 12:22 PM


Ok. Two can play that game gypsy. Guess what's in the bag? And its not tampons.
What isssssssssssssssssssssss









9 lives cat food???bigsmile drinker
wrong! Off with your thong!

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Tue 05/20/08 12:23 PM
Wrong!

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Tue 05/20/08 12:24 PM



Ok. Two can play that game gypsy. Guess what's in the bag? And its not tampons.
What isssssssssssssssssssssss









9 lives cat food???bigsmile drinker
wrong! Off with your thong!
but Im already commando!!!noway laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 05/20/08 12:25 PM
Wrong! Not banana donuts. Off with your fuzzy socks!

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Tue 05/20/08 12:26 PM
Nope not donut holes! Off with the bathtowel!

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Tue 05/20/08 12:27 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh bikerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Here is your favourite songggggggggggg!!!bigsmile drinker :tongue:

I was down at the New Amsterdam staring at this yellow-haired girl
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancer
She dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful
We all want something beautiful
I wish I was beautiful
So come dance this silence down through the morning
Cut Maria! Show me some of them Spanish dances
Pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones
Believe in me
Help me believe in anything
I want to be someone who believes

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
Smiling in the bright lights
Coming through in stereo
When everybody loves you, you can never be lonely

I will paint my picture
Paint myself in blue and red and black and gray
All of the beautiful colors are very very meaningful
Greg is my favorite color
I felt so symbolic yesterday
If I knew Picasso
I would buy myself a gray guitar and play

Mr. Jones and me look into the future
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you.
Uh, I don't think so. She's looking at me."
Standing in the spotlight
I bought myself a gray guitar
When everybody loves me, I will never be lonely

I want to be a lion
Everybody wants to pass as cats
We all want to be big big stars, but we got different reasons for that
Believe in me because I don't believe in anything
and I want to be someone to believe

Mr. Jones and me stumbling through the barrio
Yeah we star at the beautiful women
"She's perfect for you, Man, there's got to be somebody for me."
I want to be Bob Dylan
Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky
When everybody loves you, son, that's just about as funky as you can be

Mr. Jones and me staring at the video
When I look at the television, I want to see me staring right back at me
We all want to be big stars, but we don't know why and we don't know how
But when everybody loves me, I'm going to be just about as happy as can be
Mr. Jones and me, we're gonna be big stars
devil devil devil

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Tue 05/20/08 12:28 PM
but I will be in my bath towel soon.....noway

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Tue 05/20/08 12:28 PM
Wrong! No jellyfilled! Off with your nipplering!

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Tue 05/20/08 12:29 PM

Wrong! No jellyfilled! Off with your nipplering!
But I dont have one!!! Should I get one???laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk whats in the bag???bigsmile

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Tue 05/20/08 12:30 PM
orange krueller?

glazed?

chocolate dipped with bavarian cream?

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