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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 80
auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Mon 05/19/08 11:39 AM
Heyyyyyyyyyyy!!! How come I dont get any money??? Cam you perved me!!! thats is were you are mistaken you pay me too perv you and then you also pay me when you perv back then mail is extra Your system SUX!!!! LOL Gpys of course it sux! That's what I've been trying to tell him all morning. HE owes ME for pervs. Men and money....shhhhh

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Mon 05/19/08 11:39 AM
Heyyyyyyyyyyy!!! How come I dont get any money??? Cam you perved me!!! thats is were you are mistaken you pay me too perv you and then you also pay me when you perv back then mail is extra Your system SUX!!!! well we are setting this up pyramid still so you can collect from all the people you sign up and i still get a portion of that

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/19/08 11:39 AM
See! One million dollars in pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, and half dollars. 44000 pounds in my dump trailer.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 11:41 AM
See! One million dollars in pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, and half dollars. 44000 pounds in my dump trailer. that looks like gravel to me!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/19/08 11:41 AM
I'm lying. Its actually 999,995 dollars. I grabbed 5 bucks out of the load for lunch at taco johns.

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Mon 05/19/08 11:41 AM
See! One million dollars in pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, and half dollars. 44000 pounds in my dump trailer. would you like an address to deliver it too

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 11:42 AM
I'm lying. Its actually 999,995 dollars. I grabbed 5 bucks out of the load for lunch at taco johns. why isnt it rolled up into those change thingers???

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Mon 05/19/08 11:44 AM
I'm lying. Its actually 999,995 dollars. I grabbed 5 bucks out of the load for lunch at taco johns. why isnt it rolled up into those change thingers??? ya money condems

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Mon 05/19/08 11:46 AM
Okay I'll just cook for you to make up the difference!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 05/19/08 11:48 AM
mmmmmmm.....Turkey swiss sandwich w/ harvest cheddar Sun chips

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 11:48 AM
Dear diary......I think I may make strawberry freezer jam on my day off........... or not!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 05/19/08 11:49 AM
Like strawberry wine and seventeen The hot July moon saw everything My first taste of love oh bittersweet Green on the vine Like strawberry wine

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 11:50 AM
Like strawberry wine and seventeen The hot July moon saw everything My first taste of love oh bittersweet Green on the vine Like strawberry wine oh wow......that just took me back!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 05/19/08 11:53 AM
and who deals with money in that manner ?? suspicious activity ......

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/19/08 11:53 AM
I'm lying. Its actually 999,995 dollars. I grabbed 5 bucks out of the load for lunch at taco johns. why isnt it rolled up into those change thingers??? ok. Its all the change that's under your seats when you scrap your car and it goes through an auto shredder. The shredder seperates all the materials from a car right down to the change. They make a big pile of change. They load the bent change in my trailer. I haul it to a guy with a color size seperator which seperates the pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, and half dollars. Then the seperated change gets sent back to the federal reserve in milwaukee. The federal reserve writes a check out to the generator of the change and melts it down to its elements- copper, nickel, zinc, chromium, silver. Cool, huh.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 11:54 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 11:55 AM
Now thats a funny story!!!! <-----will be looking under the seats of my car immediately!!

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Mon 05/19/08 11:59 AM
Now thats a funny story!!!! <-----will be looking under the seats of my car immediately!! nothing their cause we are always checking under your seat

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 11:59 AM
Now thats a funny story!!!! <-----will be looking under the seats of my car immediately!! nothing their cause we are always checking under your seat Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/19/08 12:09 PM
So I lay five bucks in bent change on the counter at taco johns to pay for my lunch. The lady looks at me and says "What the hell happened to this money?" I shake my head and say "I'm sorry. I rescued this mean evil rotten pit bull dog from the dog pound. He chews on everything. I leave my change in the center console in my truck and he chews on it." the lady says "You mean to tell me your dog did this?" I said "Yeah, he's out in the truck. You want to see him?" her eyes get big and she says "NO! Don't you dare bring that dog near me!" and she scoops up the change and races me out the door with my super burrito and potato oles in hand in a rush to get me out of there. Ha ha ha ha!!!