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Edited by
uk1971
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Sat 05/17/08 06:17 PM
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Through the eyes of a women
I turn on my computer and I'm looking for some action. I see my online lover and beg for satisfaction. We go to a private room and you know what happens next. We think and type and dream about many different kinds of sex. Just about 9 days pass and I find I'm feeling ill. Maalox, Pepto--NOTHING will make my stomach chill. I mention it to my online beau we try to figure it out. A few more days have passed... now my stomach's sticking out! So, now my head is spinning I don't know what to do. I'm having sex with no one-- EXCEPT...my online beau. No, wait just a minute. Please tell me this can't be! He cannot get me pregnant by having cyber sex with me! I call the local clinic and explain the situation. All the nurses laugh at me, I'm crying in frustration. My stomach's getting bigger with every passing day. Who would have ever thought you could get pregnant this way? A pregnancy test was taken, it came back with a yes. I IMed my online lover and put him to the test. I told him of my feelings and all my gaining weight. I told him we were parents and gave him my due date. When all the shock was over, he gave me an online *kiss*. He told me that he loved me and he'd help me get through this. My stomach starts to ache I go run to my mom. I feel the need and start to push... out pops a CD ROM!! I put it in the computer and while I wait, I pace. When soon on my computer, comes a beautiful baby's face! You know this story's fiction but before you take a risk, put on a cyber condom... before you get some cyber d!ck.  
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Sorry, I could not stomach to read it all. You need help dude.
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omg thats funny!
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this guy must be horny or nast 100 percent he alwas writes nasty stuff
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i thought it was funny to.
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