A man on death row is going to be executed in about two hours and he is eating his final meal of
8 eggs, 10 strips of bacon, 10 sausages, 10 biscuits, 10 pancakes, 1 10 t-bone Steak, a who apple pie, a gallon of strawberry ice cream, 2 large pizza’s and a cup of tea.

The warden comes by and asks the condemned man” I know we granted you a request for a final meal of anything you wanted, but that is a lot of food and aren’t you worried about calories or weight gain?”

The condemned man cracks a big smile and says to the warden:” nope, warden, since I am going to be executed, can’t worries about calories or weight loss.

heres one for you a security guard asked what the inmate wanted on his tombstone? and the inmate starts saying things like pepperoni, cheese and other things on it too

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