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      Bahhh!  Humbug!  If you want a life, contact me...Bah!  Want someone to take care of you the rest of your life, email me...Bah!  Get creative people! 
    
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     ? Just a vent, don't mind me.   
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      I adore shoe shopping, hugs,housework and walks on the beach.
 
  I am sensitive to a fault, love to get dressed up and go out, but if you just want to go dancing with friends, I'll wait here.   If any of that were true, I would already HAVE a boyfriend.....
  So any y'all ladies wanna hit the Tractor Pull?
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      geez--for a second---i thought it's december-- 
    
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     geez--for a second---i thought it's december--   
    
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     Bahhh! Humbug! If you want a life, contact me...Bah! Want someone to take care of you the rest of your life, email me...Bah! Get creative people!   
What are you smokin, dude?   
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     I adore shoe shopping, hugs,housework and walks on the beach. I am sensitive to a fault, love to get dressed up and go out, but if you just want to go dancing with friends, I'll wait here.   If any of that were true, I would already HAVE a boyfriend.....
  So any y'all ladies wanna hit the Tractor Pull?
The only thing that sounds good to me here is the tractor pull...let's go!   
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     Bahhh! Humbug! If you want a life, contact me...Bah! Want someone to take care of you the rest of your life, email me...Bah! Get creative people!   
What are you smokin, dude?   
I must be missing something here, but then what else is new??? haha   
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      I must admit you do have perfect hair! 
     
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     I adore shoe shopping, hugs,housework and walks on the beach. I am sensitive to a fault, love to get dressed up and go out, but if you just want to go dancing with friends, I'll wait here.   If any of that were true, I would already HAVE a boyfriend.....
  So any y'all ladies wanna hit the Tractor Pull?
The only thing that sounds good to me here is the tractor pull...let's go!   
      WaaaaaHooooo SH!T HOWDY!! I sure do love fuuuuur wheelin!!!  
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     I adore shoe shopping, hugs,housework and walks on the beach. I am sensitive to a fault, love to get dressed up and go out, but if you just want to go dancing with friends, I'll wait here.   If any of that were true, I would already HAVE a boyfriend.....
  So any y'all ladies wanna hit the Tractor Pull?
The only thing that sounds good to me here is the tractor pull...let's go!   
      WaaaaaHooooo SH!T HOWDY!! I sure do love fuuuuur wheelin!!!  
Spoken like a true Southern redneck!     
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      or a southern california insomniac idiot
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      Ok or that.
 
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      Yes...there is just something not right in saying "Howdy Dude".
     
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           I don't really care what you say....just take off my shoes!     
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     I adore shoe shopping, hugs,housework and walks on the beach. I am sensitive to a fault, love to get dressed up and go out, but if you just want to go dancing with friends, I'll wait here.   If any of that were true, I would already HAVE a boyfriend.....
  So any y'all ladies wanna hit the Tractor Pull?
demolition derby included????  | 
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     I adore shoe shopping, hugs,housework and walks on the beach. I am sensitive to a fault, love to get dressed up and go out, but if you just want to go dancing with friends, I'll wait here.   If any of that were true, I would already HAVE a boyfriend.....
  So any y'all ladies wanna hit the Tractor Pull?
demolition derby included???? hell,if it is,i'll go on a date with him     
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     I adore shoe shopping, hugs,housework and walks on the beach. I am sensitive to a fault, love to get dressed up and go out, but if you just want to go dancing with friends, I'll wait here.   If any of that were true, I would already HAVE a boyfriend.....
  So any y'all ladies wanna hit the Tractor Pull?
demolition derby included???? hell,if it is,i'll go on a date with him     
LMAO!!! i wasnt expecting that J. I damn near choked on my coffee!!!       
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     I adore shoe shopping, hugs,housework and walks on the beach. I am sensitive to a fault, love to get dressed up and go out, but if you just want to go dancing with friends, I'll wait here.   If any of that were true, I would already HAVE a boyfriend.....
  So any y'all ladies wanna hit the Tractor Pull?
demolition derby included???? hell,if it is,i'll go on a date with him     
LMAO!!! i wasnt expecting that J. I damn near choked on my coffee!!!       
what can i say,i loves me some Destruction Derbies       
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      LMAO!!!!  
          
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 If any of that were true, I would already HAVE a boyfriend.....

 
 
    
 
    
 or a southern california insomniac idiot