I want you to


mink like a bagel and cream yourself
Turn around until you see yourself
Laugh so hard that your gut is in fits
mink like an english muffin and....forksplit

I want to make crap fly from your butt
get you freakin,make you grab your nuts
Break your nose,til your whole face shatters
It's baseball season,and I'm the batter


Theres plenty of umph in this fist
got a little groove left and a little twist
I may have to stop to pea myself
but the lemonade is flyin aimed at your mouth


So underestimate the golden age
I'll lock your ass up in a cage
I'll feed you to my poker friends
mink like the wind,I'll make you bend
I'll give ya the what for Tommy
I'll knock you into a see ya later
I'll scramble you like an egg
cause I'm the spermanator\
You don't go to school,
you can't hold a job
You should have known butter
but your not corn on the cob




First off,before any "Jack Ass" gets on here and makes this JOKE into a serious matter,know this..I don't know anyone named Tommy,this is just a poem about how funny old people talk when they get pissed.


Now here's a chance for you to tell us something that your grandma or grandpa used to say that was either funnier than hell or irritated the crap out of you.

What used to bug me was the stories of...When I was your age, we used to walk 3 miles to school, barefooted, both ways, sometimes in the snow. You think you have it hard nowadays, look at what we went through. And you know, maybe it's true. They may have it had it rough, but it seems better these days to me. We need the exercise, so walk to work. Gas is too high anyways or ride a bike. Jog since you have your Jordans. But the days of old may just be as good as they are now.

Yeah plus old people would be able to walk a lot faster if they didn't pull their pants up to their chest.