sponsored links

Community > Coffee Houses, Bars & Chit Chat

Topic: In an average living room
jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Fri 05/16/08 01:06 AM
...there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Fri 05/16/08 01:09 AM
including the fact that he could blind you with that awful hair dye he uses!

DestinysDream Joined Wed 02/20/08 Posts: 4805	Fri 05/16/08 01:53 AM
Oh yeah? Well meet Mr. Tommy Gun. Rat-a-tat-tat you're dead!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 05/16/08 07:12 AM
...there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself That's why I rarely invite him over.

suzyQ41 Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 1081	Fri 05/16/08 07:14 AM
when Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down

Bornnaked Joined Sun 07/29/07 Posts: 2359	Fri 05/16/08 07:41 AM
Looks like a hair piece to me or a bad hair day.

Etrain Joined Wed 11/21/07 Posts: 19684	Fri 05/16/08 07:42 AM
hes the only one that can slam a revolving door shut

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Fri 05/16/08 07:44 AM
Under his beard is another fist

Atomicblue62 Joined Thu 05/15/08 Posts: 51	Fri 05/16/08 07:45 AM
including the fact that he could blind you with that awful hair dye he uses! or the "just for men" to keep the gray out of his beard

Community > Coffee Houses, Bars & Chit Chat