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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 79 | |
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todays program is brought to you by........ JOHNNY JIFFY PEEENUT BUTTER ........ 
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an thats not unicorn hair !!
ITS A PUMKIN STEM!!! 
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I just opened my peepers. Great 8 hour nap. Time to shower and get this f ing week over with diary. Hi purp, gyps.
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iM all set for halloween!!! wow hard word to type!!!
okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I was up waaaaaaaaaaay too early........cras boom bang 
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I just opened my peepers. Great 8 hour nap. Time to shower and get this f ing week over with diary. Hi purp, gyps. 
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I got the last of the girlscout cookies from the girlscouts. 6 boxes. 3 thin mints and 3 tagalongs. Shhhh the other cases are in my freezer.
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as the coachmen returned to their mouse lives and the carriage resumed its pumkin form, Cinderkelly gazed towards the castle with dashed hopes .... one slipper lost ...... and the other causeing GIANT blisters she hobbled her way up the path and back to her room in the basement where she slumbered and dreamt of her night at the castle ..........
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Nah go to bed girl. Get yo beauty rest. I'm gonna shower and pick my pimple "fredrick".
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and the castle was shaped like a gigantic M..............the arches were yellow............could it be.........
MCDONALDS??? 
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Nah go to bed girl. Get yo beauty rest. I'm gonna shower and pick my pimple "fredrick".
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NOOoooooooo!!
NOT Mcdonalds....... mini golf castle??
NOoooooooooooo !! if I'm gonna dream it I'm gonna do it right !! A REAL CASTLE !!
yup ...mmhmmm gonna dream about a castle tonight!
G'night
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gnite purple.........
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WONDERLAND!!!
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dEAR DIARY.....IS it wrong to listen to christmas music in may>????? cause Im counting the months till I see the snow again
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Good Morning Everyone
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gnite purple
 i dont even mind lookin like an azz...ok im out
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Four hours home. Then pick up some groceries. Then pick up some unshielded stainless steel wire for my hydrogen fuel cell. Then cut and trim some insulators. Then move ezras stuff out of my storage garage into his. Then run my chopper down to the guy who bought it along with the title. Then pay my storage fees. Then pay bills. Then decide how much money I have. Then call larry and see if he wants to ride down to lacrosse on motorcycles to make reservations at the motel for our big party on june 26- 29th. Then ask a woman on a dinner date.
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hi bad girl
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have a great day guys.......I need to crash!!!
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The woman I asked on a dinner dates background check came out clean! She's one year from her doctorate. That's good.
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