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Topic: a few jokes
justme32 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1515	Wed 05/14/08 08:02 AM
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's a update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are aganist marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage. MEN-tal MEN-breakdown MEN-strual cramps MEN-opause Did you ever notice how all of our problems begin with MEN ladies?

Lance1205 Joined Mon 05/05/08 Posts: 212	Wed 05/14/08 08:06 AM
Well if there wasn't such a FEE with the FE-male us men would all be living luxouriously!

cloudedsunshine Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 1375	Wed 05/14/08 08:08 AM


cloudedsunshine Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 1375	Wed 05/14/08 08:09 AM
Well if there wasn't such a FEE with the FE-male us men would all be living luxouriously! Dude, you need to stop using prostitutes.

justme32 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1515	Wed 05/14/08 08:11 AM
Well if there wasn't such a FEE with the FE-male us men would all be living luxouriously! Rather you believe it or not, but a woman pays also. It might not be with money, but other things cost us as well.

justme32 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1515	Wed 05/14/08 08:13 AM
Well if there wasn't such a FEE with the FE-male us men would all be living luxouriously! Dude, you need to stop using prostitutes. So that's where his money is going. Well, that's his fault if he's paying. j/k

Lance1205 Joined Mon 05/05/08 Posts: 212	Wed 05/14/08 08:14 AM
I believe the cost should be mutual in a realtionship. I know women pay my mom was a stay at home mom for years and trust me SHE WORKED! It was a full time job. I spoke all in good fun. To have a man who loves the Lord and a woman who loves the Lord come together in marriage is a beautiful thing!

cloudedsunshine Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 1375	Wed 05/14/08 08:14 AM
hope he knew i was joking

Sassier2u Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 1024	Wed 05/14/08 08:14 AM
Well if there wasn't such a FEE with the FE-male us men would all be living luxouriously! Dude, you need to stop using prostitutes. I like that one

Lance1205 Joined Mon 05/05/08 Posts: 212	Wed 05/14/08 08:15 AM
I know it was a joke hey if one can dish it he better be able to take it! LOL

cloudedsunshine Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 1375	Wed 05/14/08 08:15 AM
I paid for everything between me and my ex, except the house payment and his car payment.

chuck366 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 4666	Wed 05/14/08 08:15 AM
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's a update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are aganist marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage. MEN-tal MEN-breakdown MEN-strual cramps MEN-opause Did you ever notice how all of our problems begin with MEN ladies? haha

Lance1205 Joined Mon 05/05/08 Posts: 212	Wed 05/14/08 08:16 AM
But I've noticed all of these replies are from other women! I better watch it or I'll really be in for it! haha

Lance1205 Joined Mon 05/05/08 Posts: 212	Wed 05/14/08 08:18 AM
Well men these days are becoming less and less like men in just wanting their women to take care of them and please them when they wish. Pretty childish and immature if you ask me. I am ashamed to be part of the generation of men who do that.

justme32 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1515	Wed 05/14/08 08:19 AM
I believe the cost should be mutual in a realtionship. I know women pay my mom was a stay at home mom for years and trust me SHE WORKED! It was a full time job. I spoke all in good fun. To have a man who loves the Lord and a woman who loves the Lord come together in marriage is a beautiful thing! I know you did hun.

justme32 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1515	Wed 05/14/08 08:20 AM
hope he knew i was joking

justme32 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1515	Wed 05/14/08 08:21 AM
I know it was a joke hey if one can dish it he better be able to take it! LOL Exactly.

justme32 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1515	Wed 05/14/08 08:23 AM
I paid for everything between me and my ex, except the house payment and his car payment. I pay my own bills, and my significant other pays his. Which means, what you want is what you pay for.

soffit Joined Thu 02/15/07 Posts: 1165	Wed 05/14/08 08:23 AM


justme32 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1515	Wed 05/14/08 08:24 AM
But I've noticed all of these replies are from other women! I better watch it or I'll really be in for it! haha Your not scared are you?