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gordo...you need to come downstairs and eat...bedtime soon..you got school in the morning... |
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Hey Gordon, you're in Columbus, I'm about 2 hours away.... I'll take you out on a date, and I'll even pay..... well I am Zack lol. but no I couldnt let you pay even if I was a poor guy that lived in a box I would never let a woman pay for the first date |
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Hey Gordon, you're in Columbus, I'm about 2 hours away.... I'll take you out on a date, and I'll even pay..... well I am Zack lol. but no I couldnt let you pay even if I was a poor guy that lived in a box I would never let a woman pay for the first date You name the place Zack, I'll meet you there..... |
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Hey Gordon, you're in Columbus, I'm about 2 hours away.... I'll take you out on a date, and I'll even pay..... well I am Zack lol. but no I couldnt let you pay even if I was a poor guy that lived in a box I would never let a woman pay for the first date You name the place Zack, I'll meet you there..... lol okay |
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Well lets face it most women expect the MAN to pay. If thats not true I'd love to hear comments.LOL As for 5 Mil a year...thats ridiculous. Really??!! Come on dude!! Why should you care if she even works?
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Gordo seems to fit in here like a butcher at a vegitarian convention.
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Gordo seems to fit in here like a butcher at a vegitarian convention. wheres the beef...wait i meant filet mignon |
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Gordo seems to fit in here like a butcher at a vegitarian convention. wheres the beef...wait i meant filet mignon |
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Edited by
siesta13
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Mon 05/12/08 06:03 PM
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Well lets face it most women expect the MAN to pay. If thats not true I'd love to hear comments.LOL As for 5 Mil a year...thats ridiculous. Really??!! Come on dude!! Why should you care if she even works? I think whoever asks the other person out should be the one to pay unless its agreed upon. Some of us women are independent and can pay.............lol We could buy you alot if we made $5 MIL.............lmao |
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why dont you go on the show "the bachelor" wait you would really have to have money for that
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I feel like somebody pooped in my mouth and called it a sundae.
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you need some whip cream and cherries baby
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you need some whip cream and cherries baby |
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Uh maybe don't broadcast that you make that much money??? Just sayin
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Yeah, dude. You gotta stop broadcasting that you're loaded to the gills with moolah, as the only thing THAT will do is make you an easy target for the gold diggers.
Here's what you gotta do- go out and buy yourself a moderately-priced car... something like a Hyundai or a Chrysler 300 (but with NO 24" wheels- it's gotta have stock 15's on it). Then go out to Target or K-Mart and get yourself some "workin' man's" duds and put away all those Armani and Versachi suits and stuff. While at the K-Mart or Target, get yourself a Timex or other relatively-cheap watch to replace that Rolex or Breitland you probably strut around town in. When the ladies ask, tell them that you work in the Human Resources department of some company, that you make about forty-grand a year, and that you don't go out and spend that much money on stuff. The ones who AREN'T gold diggers will stick around, no matter HOW crappy your car, clothes, or watch is. Then -a couple of years later, when you're hot-and-heavy in your relationship- you can spring the "truth" on her. But DON'T tell them you're loaded from the get-go. That's just asking for trouble. |
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Yeah, dude. You gotta stop broadcasting that you're loaded to the gills with moolah, as the only thing THAT will do is make you an easy target for the gold diggers. Here's what you gotta do- go out and buy yourself a moderately-priced car... something like a Hyundai or a Chrysler 300 (but with NO 24" wheels- it's gotta have stock 15's on it). Then go out to Target or K-Mart and get yourself some "workin' man's" duds and put away all those Armani and Versachi suits and stuff. While at the K-Mart or Target, get yourself a Timex or other relatively-cheap watch to replace that Rolex or Breitland you probably strut around town in. When the ladies ask, tell them that you work in the Human Resources department of some company, that you make about forty-grand a year, and that you don't go out and spend that much money on stuff. The ones who AREN'T gold diggers will stick around, no matter HOW crappy your car, clothes, or watch is. Then -a couple of years later, when you're hot-and-heavy in your relationship- you can spring the "truth" on her. But DON'T tell them you're loaded from the get-go. That's just asking for trouble. You did not just put my chrysler 300 in the same sentence as a Hyundai!!! |
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Oops. Didn't realize I did that.
But you gotta admit- they DO kinda look similar, don't they? |
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Oops. Didn't realize I did that. But you gotta admit- they DO kinda look similar, don't they? I prefer the term "poor mans bentley" |
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That with or without the 28" chromed-to-bloody-hell wagon wheels with the pancake-thin tires on them?
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That with or without the 28" chromed-to-bloody-hell wagon wheels with the pancake-thin tires on them? Doesnt make sence to go bigger than 22 or the ride really suffers. Thats what I like about the car... it rides nice and smooth |
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