Topic: You Just Can't Win
ImDavid's photo
Mon 05/12/08 03:45 PM
A man asked his wife what she wanted for her upcoming birthday.

“I’d like to be 6 again,” she replied.

The morning of her birthday, he made her a big bowl of Lucky Charms. Then he took her out to a theme park and put her on all the rides.

After a Happy Meal at McDonald’s, he took her to a movie for popcorn, soda pop and M&Ms.

When they finally wobbled home and collapsed into bed, he leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being 6 again?”

Her eyes slowly opened and she muttered, “I meant my dress size, you dummy!”

“The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he’s gonna get it wrong.”

boneyjoe's photo
Mon 05/12/08 03:48 PM
lmao david,,,,,,,goood one

andreajayne's photo
Mon 05/12/08 03:56 PM
YUP! that is so true!

agate763's photo
Mon 05/12/08 06:11 PM
That's because she said she would like to be 6 again & NOT... A 6 again.

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