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date one ..told me i was wrong on everything..i walked out after an hour
date two..was a plumber who hadnt even washed his hands by the looks of it and then proceded to tell me crap jokes date three ..was a guy so far up his own arse he didnt even notice me walk away to the loos//i left him there chatting to his own reflection date four..spent the entire date talking to my breasts date five ..tried to stick his tongue down my ear at the cinama ..yuk |
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I went on a blind date with a girl to a pub we both knew(for her safety). I knew in 5 minutes there was no spark with her.
I ended up going home with her girlfriend, and she went home with my buddy. It ended up that she worked with my step-sis at a hospital here, and she told sis all types of bs. Sis didn't know that it was me for a week, and this girl mixed up my buddie's actions with mine. Had LOTS of 'splainin to do to my entire family. |
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He picked me up in this rusted out 1950s Chevy pickup with his two grown Doberman dogs INSIDE, so we could take them for a drive in the country.
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Edited by
Winx
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Mon 05/12/08 03:20 PM
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how about the 2nd date? She brought her dog with her and it bite my daughter(didnt break the skin) A strange 2nd date for me - he asked me to move in with him. We had never even kissed and had had two dinners. He was a blind date. I knew his sister. |
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He took me to that place in the valley that used to be Tan'N Yogurt. I got all sweaty after getting all ready, and then I got a frozen yogurt. Next up was an AA meeting, and I'm not an addict, so that was a bit odd, as I was only 18 and not comfortable with the setting.
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I went on a blind date with a girl to a pub we both knew(for her safety). I knew in 5 minutes there was no spark with her. I ended up going home with her girlfriend, and she went home with my buddy. It ended up that she worked with my step-sis at a hospital here, and she told sis all types of bs. Sis didn't know that it was me for a week, and this girl mixed up my buddie's actions with mine. Had LOTS of 'splainin to do to my entire family. so you go home with people you just meet??? |
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A guy invited me over for dinner and after me watching him do dishes for 30 min, he then proceeds to look in his fridge and tells me he doesn't know what he can make....he might have to go to the store. I got frozen pizza for dinner. Then later on....he tells me that he isn't ready for a relationship. NO KIDDING!!!
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Fax paus I'm a crappy speller what can I say??? all good, Lily |
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Blind date mind you:
Walked in after the date, sat down to the TV. Iof course sat next to also beside him but no where close. He leaned back and said and I quote: "I paid, now you need love on me baby" And meant it with all seriousness. He was promptly asked to leave and never return. |
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Edited by
elwoodsully
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Mon 05/12/08 03:17 PM
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I went on a blind date with a girl to a pub we both knew(for her safety). I knew in 5 minutes there was no spark with her. I ended up going home with her girlfriend, and she went home with my buddy. It ended up that she worked with my step-sis at a hospital here, and she told sis all types of bs. Sis didn't know that it was me for a week, and this girl mixed up my buddie's actions with mine. Had LOTS of 'splainin to do to my entire family. so you go home with people you just meet??? I did that night- she was hot,and we had alot in common. We didn't do anything tho for about two weeks. We just sat and watched old movies and talked the 1st night. |
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He took me to that place in the valley that used to be Tan'N Yogurt. I got all sweaty after getting all ready, and then I got a frozen yogurt. Next up was an AA meeting, and I'm not an addict, so that was a bit odd, as I was only 18 and not comfortable with the setting. He took you tanning??? That's a date? He took you tanning.... Love it. |
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I went on a blind date with a girl to a pub we both knew(for her safety). I knew in 5 minutes there was no spark with her. I ended up going home with her girlfriend, and she went home with my buddy. It ended up that she worked with my step-sis at a hospital here, and she told sis all types of bs. Sis didn't know that it was me for a week, and this girl mixed up my buddie's actions with mine. Had LOTS of 'splainin to do to my entire family. so you go home with people you just meet??? |
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This one girl met me at a local sports bar in a prom dress. It went downhill from there. |
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A guy invited me over for dinner and after me watching him do dishes for 30 min, he then proceeds to look in his fridge and tells me he doesn't know what he can make....he might have to go to the store. I got frozen pizza for dinner. Then later on....he tells me that he isn't ready for a relationship. NO KIDDING!!! Ot house guests for that matter..... |
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Blind date mind you: Walked in after the date, sat down to the TV. Iof course sat next to also beside him but no where close. He leaned back and said and I quote: "I paid, now you need love on me baby" And meant it with all seriousness. He was promptly asked to leave and never return. (snort) Love on me??? Shoulda gave him butterfly kisses and a wedgie!! |
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He picked me up in this rusted out 1950s Chevy pickup with his two grown Doberman dogs INSIDE, so we could take them for a drive in the country. Scarey. |
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This one girl met me at a local sports bar in a prom dress. It went downhill from there. Did you bring the pigs blood? |
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Blind date mind you: Walked in after the date, sat down to the TV. Iof course sat next to also beside him but no where close. He leaned back and said and I quote: "I paid, now you need love on me baby" And meant it with all seriousness. He was promptly asked to leave and never return. omfg, i think yours trumps them all. "love on me baby" that's hilarious. |
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Fax paus I'm a crappy speller what can I say??? all good, Lily It's one of my perfect imperfections...it makes me adorably dumb.... |
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Date?????
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