Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth both died on the same day. They both stood before Saint Peter in front of the heavenly gates.
St Peter said "I only have room for one of you, I will decide who comes in and who goes to the other place"
Dolly rips open her shirt and shows Peter her chest and says "I want to thank God for these gifts, they have been very helpful in my life." St Pete says "Very interesting"
Queen Elizabeth goes into the bathroom and flushes the toilet and comes back.
St Peter says "I have decided to take Queen Eliazabeth" Dolly says "why her?" St Peter says "Because Dolly, a Royal Flush always beats a pair"