Maude and John, both 81, lived in The Villages, in Florida. They met
at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed

each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, John
asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted.
They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant
in town.

Despite his age, they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink.
Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor,
Maude soon joined John for a most enjoyable roll in the sack. As they
were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was
lost for a time in their own thoughts. . . . John was thinking: 'If
I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler.'

Maude was thinking: 'If I'd known he could still do it, I would have
taken off my pantyhose.'

Ladies,behave