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Edited by
uk1971
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Fri 05/09/08 06:43 PM
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A guy is sitting in a Chinese restaurant eating a bowl of soup.
Half way through, he stands up and rushes out of the door. The Chinese waiter shouts, "HEY! COME BACK. YOU NOT PAID!" The guy turns round and replies as he's running out, "Get lost" He runs off down the street being chased by the Chinese waiter who notices that the guy runs into a local brothel. On entering, the Chinaman finds out from the proprieter which room the guy has gone into. On opening the door, he sees the guy stark naked on a bed with his head between a hookers legs. He says to the guy, "Hey. Why you no pay for soup?" The guy turns round, looks at him and says, "There was a hair in the soup!" "But." Says the Chinese waiter, "You have a mouth full of hair there!" "Yeah!" Replies the guy. "And if I find a noodle in there, She's not getting paid either!"  
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Outstanding!!!
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