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Topic: Is there a doctor in the house?
MrBuccio Joined Tue 09/11/07 Posts: 242	Thu 05/08/08 10:42 PM
I have a violent case of explosive diarrhea. What should I take?

itsmetina Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 18944	Thu 05/08/08 10:43 PM
a break go to the bathrrom

Derekkye Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 3427	Thu 05/08/08 10:43 PM
Don't venture too far from home.

lgo Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 1824	Thu 05/08/08 10:44 PM
a massive S**t

Queene123 Joined Tue 06/26/07 Posts: 17056	Thu 05/08/08 10:45 PM
exlax

Etrain Joined Wed 11/21/07 Posts: 19684	Thu 05/08/08 10:46 PM
kerosene

MrBuccio Joined Tue 09/11/07 Posts: 242	Thu 05/08/08 10:47 PM
It smells so bad that my tongue went numb and my nose started bleeding!!

EtherealEmbers Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 6580	Thu 05/08/08 10:48 PM
A shot or two of blackberry brandy will cure that right up.

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Thu 05/08/08 10:50 PM
Well, it would help to know what you ate. This being the season for them, it wasn't mushrooms, was it?

docburneraz Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 417	Thu 05/08/08 10:52 PM
Immodium AD

robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Thu 05/08/08 10:52 PM
I have a violent case of explosive diarrhea. What should I take? hope is not the verbal type If yes then duck tape

EtherealEmbers Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 6580	Thu 05/08/08 10:54 PM
I'm being 100% serious. If you drink a shot or two of blackberry brandy, it'll stop within a matter of minutes. Immodium AD and other medicines don't work that fast.

docburneraz Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 417	Thu 05/08/08 10:55 PM
Its true

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