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HEY FRESH!! your socks are UNTIED!!! 
YIIPPPEEEEEEE!!! I was SOOOO lonely  
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dear diary...............for anyone who might not have noticed
IT'S FRIDAY 
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Teehee....I'm not wearing socks! They decided to stay home w/ my panties today!
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Good timing Caam 
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Teehee....I'm not wearing socks! They decided to stay home w/ my panties today!
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Hola Senior toilet paper...
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some people
and I'm just reading my first e-mail
heres my response to someone I barely know , from a strange land with strange ideas that is strangely a little tooooooo interested AND trying to boss me around ALREADY ......
How can I miss you if I barely know you ?? would I sit and think , damn I miss that little blue box that used to write me and say Hi ....... I cant remeber , what was your name ??did you even tell me?? um do you know my name ? ~~~ Todays Challenge ~~ what country is this person from ?? the winner will recieve whats behind door number one and a YEARS SUPPLY of noname brand toilet paper!!
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oh!!
<--- this is STYLIN Benny Lava
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aaaaaaa...........mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........ppppppp....
ereeerrrrrr..... ARUBA???? 
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Teehee....I'm not wearing socks! They decided to stay home w/ my panties today!
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india
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BELLS AND WHISTLES RINGING THROUGH THE DIARY!!
tHE DIARY THEME SONG BEGINS TO PLAY ..... AND CAM WINS THE GRAND PRIZE !! YAY!!!!!!!WWHHOOoooo!!! AND THE AUDIENCE GOES WILD AS WE CUT TO COMMERCIAL........ 
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NO NAME BRAND TOILET PAPER
making you feel wiped for over 75 years,
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 Dear diary......I was going to go away this weekend but my friends have other plans... ....and the other friend, Im thinking she is either on the nod or in rehab......no answer. 
Its my fault for being so "right now" and not planning ahead 14 weeks!!! 
But the bright side is......ITS FREAKING BEAUTIFUL HERE AND I WILL PROBABLY HIT THE BEACH!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhh and bbq sounds FABULOUS!!!
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Fresh.......how do you get the chicken in a beer can????
Esplain lucy!!!
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<-----pokes purple in the head with a bbq utensil......
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You open the can of beer and drink about a quarter of it the shove the beer (open side up) into the chickens butt. Thus beer butt chicken. The chicken will then STAND on its legs and the bottom of the beer can when you place it on the grill.
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You open the can of beer and drink about a quarter of it the shove the beer (open side up) into the chickens butt. Thus beer butt chicken. The chicken will then STAND on its legs and the bottom of the beer can when you place it on the grill.
I hope when I die ppl dont start shoving beer cans up my butt!!!
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Well...at this point all you can do is suck it up, deal with it, and learn a lesson for next time! ALWAYS, ALWAYS read a rental agreement or lease before you sign it!! How in Gods name am i going to suck it up!? If i can't afford 400 dollars i can't afford all this! Its like going to jail
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