OK, so I just opened a new pack of razors. And on the back of the package there are directions on how to use them.

1. Remove the clear plastic shield-Well it is kinda hard to get a close shave with that plastic shield still on it!

2. Save the shield for disposal and storage.-Ummm if I am going to be throwing the razor out then why do I need to save that darn shield

3.Avoid touching the blades. HELLO I bought the damn things so I can touch the blades! How else am I supposed to get the hair off my legs if I am not allowed to touch the razor?

4.After shaving do not touch the blade. Simply rinse and shake off excess water. You already told me that I was not allowed to touch the blade in step three. Kinda pointless to rinse something off if it was never allowed to be used in the first place!


I am sorry but if people do not know how to NOT cut them selves with a razor then maybe they should just move to Europe where it is OK, to be hairy!
OH heck I am moving to Europe so I can be hairy

They were probably all based on complaints to the company. That's the scary thing.

I went a razor that was OK to touch